Wednesday, February 3, 2010

How to be featured on The Sartorialist






Like many of my fellow bloggers, I am addicted to the Sartorialist. Everyday, millions are greeted with reasons to go out and buy something chic. After following this blog for quite some time, I have concocted a list of characteristics one must have to get their picture on the blog.

1. Be wearing leather oxfords
2. Own a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers or Clubmasters... either one will do
3. Ride a Vespa or stylish bicycle
4. Be walking the streets of Paris, New York, Milan, or any other city with old buildings
5. Be an extremely attractive Italian/French man who cuffs their khakis
6. Have perfect legs
7. Have hair that is naturally perfect and flow-y
8. Own a Burberry Trench
9. Be French
10. Be Italian
11. Be French and Italian at the same time
12. Don't be afraid of white pants

Follow these simple steps, and you too can be a Sartorialist-worthy woman/man! :)

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